Great play on words.

Clearly, @Katherine Bond, you need to obtain a round tuit

To wit, I suppose that theoretical physicists presuppose that there is a perfectly spherical tuit, valuable because of it's uniformity.

An imperfectly round tuit is no use at all; not even in the arcane rites of #bananagarum - it's just one of the laws of the universe.

I hear that there is some evidence in data from the LHC that there is an up tuit and a down tuit. They are presumably decay products of the FFS particle, half-brother of the Higgs.

Thanks @Donna McClure

I’m getting a pottery wheel and will give it the runaround.